Another Weird Questions

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird).

02.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought).

03.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd).

04.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking).

05.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows).

06.Can you cry under water? (let me try).

07.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else).

08.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows.)

09.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell).

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes).

11.What does OK actually mean?.

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch).

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed).

14.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments).

15.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help).

16.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes you can).

17.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it).

18.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically).

19.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (I didn't had a chance to try).

20.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice).

21.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice?).

22.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law).

60 Weird Questions

1. Ang lamok ba pag natutulog, nilalamok din?
2. Pwede bang uminom ng coke pg coffee break?
3. Ang uod ba pag namatay, inuuod din?
4. Bkit ang blackboard kulay green?
5. Ang lason ba pag naexpire nka2lason p rin?
6. Pwede bang mag dinner ng my dalang lunchbox?
7. Bakit ang eroplano may elisi nalipad, ang electric fan hindi?
8. Bakit kapag natisod o naumpog ka eh lagi mo pang nililingon pabalik as if madadaanan mo siya ulit?
9. Bakit pag nag da drive ka ng kotse at dadaan ka sa low ceiling road, eh napapayuko ka din? Kahit alam mo naman na nasa loob ka ng kotse at hindi tatamaan ulo mo?
10. Sa Fire exit ba lumalabas ang fire pag may sunog?
11. Namamatay ba ang tindera ng tubig sa uhaw?
12. Bakit kaya magkakaiba ang mga tunog ng mga hayop pag nasa ibang bansa?        Filipino frog = "kokak" English Frog = "ribbit"
Filipino Dog = "awawaw" English Dog = "woof woof" or "Bowowow"
Filipino Horse = *mahirap isulat English Horse = "neigh"
Filipino Rooster = "tiktilaok" English Rooster = "Cock-a-doodle-doo"
Tuko = "tu-ko" Gecko = "gec-ko"
13. Bakit kaya pag brownout d brown nakikita natin?
14. Bakit kaya yun blackboard ndi kulay black?
15. Bakit ang boxing ring parisukat ang hugis at nde bilog?
16. Ang paksiw na bangus ba, pag napanis maasim?
17. Ang uod ba pag namatay inuuod din?
18. Pwede ba mag tsaa kapag coffee break?
19. Bakit ba may mga taong ang lalakas pumindot ng "Enter" key???
20. Bakit ang building na tapos ng gawin ang tawag pa din ay "building"??
21. Mayroong bang "Over Construction"? Kasi mayroong "Under Construction" eh...
22. Bakit pag sumasagot ng phone laging "hello" ... bakit hindi na lang "hi"?
23. Ang lason ba kapag nag-expire ay nakakalason pa rin?
24. Pag ang tao na dating possesed ay muling pinasukan ng masamang espirito, siya ba ay "repossesed"?
25. Bakit asukal na pula ang tagalog ng brown sugar?
26. Bakit pag magtatanong ka...tatanungin mo pa kung pede magtanong? eh diba nagtanong ka na din nun...?
27. Bakit me new moon? talaga bang napapalitan ang buwan?
28. bakit ang tagalog sa "cabinet members" ay miyembro ng gabinete? di ba dapat miyembro ng aparador?
29. Bakit kapag close kayo, open kayo sa isa't isa?
30. If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', is 'con'gress the opposite of 'pro'gress?
31. If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?
32. Nanganganak ba ang mga [pichapie]? Kung hindi, bakit sila dumadami?
33. Bakit basa ang tubig?
34. Inaanay ba ang bahay ng mga anay?
35. Sa luncheon meeting ba luncheon meat ang inihahanda?
36. Bakit sa pineapple wala akong makitang pine, wala ring apple?
37. Bakit hindi na lang gumawa ng maraming pera para lahat tayo mabigyan?
38. Bakit walang bulaklak na kulay GREEN?
39. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
40. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
41. Why do they call freegifts FREE GIFTS? arent all gifts free?
42. What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
43. Pare-pareho nga ba ang napangasawa nina sleeping beauty, rapunzel, at        snow white? -- si Prince Charming?
44. Kung ang pera ay hindi tumutubo mula sa puno, bakit ang mga bangko nagkakaroon ng mga branches?
45. Bakit ang bilog na pizza naka-kahon sa parisukat (square) na box?
46. Kung ang calculator is for calculating, ang printer is for printing, ang CD writer is for writing data on CDs, bakit ang computer, pang-compute lang ba?
47. What do blind people see in their dreams?
48. Ang pipi kaya humihilik?
49. Posible kaya na magkabalakubak ang kalbo?
50. Kung ikaw halimbawa ay wanted, at may reward kang 1Million... kapag ba sumuko ka makukuha mo yung reward?
51. Pag ang taong putol ang isang kamay ay nagpamanicure... buo pa rin ba ang          bayad nya?
52. Kapag ba ang langgam namatay, nilalanggam din ito?
53. Pwede bang umutot at dumighay ng sabay?
54. Bakit di pwede magpuyat sa umaga?
55. Bakit kaya inom ng inom ng tubig ang manok, eh di umiihi?
56. Pwede bang gamitin ang AM radio kahit gabi na?
57. Bakit ang guard walang bantay?
58. Bakit ang mga [chocolate] di naman nanganganak dumadami?
59. Bakit may lock pa sa pinto ang 7/11, eh 24/7 namang bukas yun di ba?
60. If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant , what will you do?